Posted 2 years ago by Zombo
Dear Pathetic Humans,
For weeks, I've watched you lapse into complacency--playing in the dirt and gorging yourselves on cheeseburgers. You've discounted us as a threat and instead grown used to your ease and comfort, squabbling among yourselves like the children you are.
I hope you've enjoyed your break.
My army is coming. I suggest you prepare yourselves.
Grampa W 2 years ago
Does this means zombies are intelligent? What sort of ramifications does this mean for the future of humanity?
Loveless 2 years ago
Oh great now we can fight them at last Bring it on!!
Gamers 2 years ago
I’ve already got hospitalised by him, lol
The Joker 2 years ago
That will be fun :D
MrBones 2 years ago
How is this Zombo speaking? Cheese burgers are just the start my friend. I'm going to extract ZSD from your veins!
Hands 2 years ago
Oh dear.
SKYRYD3R 2 years ago
Hey Zombo, looks like u have been watching too many animes....chillax. btw if i get that rotting corpse stink, will u still be able to identify me? us hoomans are quite intelligent. i will destroy you in the most unpleasant way possible and when I leave, you will finally understand why storms are named after HOOMANS.
MrBones 2 years ago
I'm just waiting for the Traveller to comment "Just f**king ask for my backpack please!"
saltyseahorses 2 years ago
Zombo? Why?
SmokingSober 2 years ago
Here I was starting to wonder if this was just a regular apocalypse
Eliandus 2 years ago
????
tierbeer 2 years ago
Ahhh I am so hyped for this!
scaleth 2 years ago
Bring it on. I haven’t been training my stats for nothing.
Tallulah 2 years ago
I have some juicy maggots for you, here zombie zombie, who's a good boy! :D
ibs0902 2 years ago
I thought we were besties zombo. Why do you have to act like a **** now?
ultracola 2 years ago
zombo sounds like a hunk, is he single?? asking for a friend
Hollenthon 2 years ago
Umm... *gulps*
Wote 2 years ago
Oh, hey! Zombo! Your website's a total classic of the internet! You still making the impossible possible at Zombocom?
For the record, he drew with sightings. He'll destroy you all so don't bait him :)
RewardWanted 2 years ago
Is this because your undead tastebuds can't enjoy hamburgers? Who hurt you? Let's just talk to tom about it, I'm sure something can be done about it.
NotePad 2 years ago
Uh... does this mean zombo now have intelligence and would now attack and mug human players??? :P
NotePad 2 years ago
I think zombo's army raided the point market becuz there's like no point offers now....
scaleth 2 years ago
Zombo doesn’t mess around. He out for blood and brains.
scaleth 2 years ago
Is anyone strong enough to take him down?
Quickace 2 years ago
What army?,ha don't make me laugh you ain't got no guts to attack me (since they were eaten)
Retribution 2 years ago
Why is everyone so aggressive towards Zombo? Poor Zombo just felt bad about being left out! Don't you worry Zombo, I'll be your friend!
Hands 2 years ago
Does the esteemed Mr. Zombo like Brain Juice?
adoptagoat 2 years ago
I, for one, welcome our new zombie overlords and would like to point out that as a trusted personality, I can be helpful for rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
Minnesoulja1983 2 years ago
Looks to me like the fun is only beginning. Meatbag on the menu.
MrBones 2 years ago
'Minneapolis1983 was hit for 900 damage' :3
Quickace 2 years ago
I have felt the wraith of zombo and I have come to relise that we are no match for our zombie overlords, please master zombo spear us
RedGreen 2 years ago
I think the only way to take him down is to have 30+ survivors with decent stats to attack at about the same time. If your deck is high you can get a good number of hits in without dying. But I could only do 1 damage per hit. I don’t know what it would take to hit him for 2 or more damage.
RedGreen 2 years ago
No idea... I have 127 str and hit for one HP
Don't revive me; for research 2 years ago
Peace out Zombo
Jackson 2 years ago
BRING IT
Coffin137 2 years ago
I dont think strength comes into play fighting zombo. I think its based on players. how many players hit him etc
Coffin137 2 years ago
Prepare for war basically and group up and attack in consecutive hits
RedGreen 2 years ago
I think you’re right coffin. We need to hit him with as many people as possible. Just need to agree on a date and time.
RedGreen 2 years ago
Oh yeah. As son as he gets into low health territory, nobody else can start an attack.
ThunderGunExpress 2 years ago
Bring it Zombo ????